Kanara answered the door.

Come on in, my mom is expecting you.

Hi Kanara.

I'll go get mom.

Hello Sonora.

Hi Jim, she says from some distance away.

I look across the room, immediately find her eyes and
become hypnotized-- pulled in. I'm slowiy tumbling
inside like an outer spaceman in zero gravity. The
world around me is gone.

The bluish sill outline of a window she is standing in
front of frames her and I walk into her world as
though she is a 3-d picture one can enter--another
dimension.

I hear her speaking--saying the usual niceties but
blurring after it enters my mind. I'm expanding too,
especially my heart. My love's growing and growing as
if I've known her a thousand years, have been absent
and now reunited.

My mind is gone. I'm standing here with a totally
open heart. Nowhere to hide, no pretense, just me as
a wellspring of joy and happiness at seeing my
beloved, the only person in the entire world that
really matters.

I attempt to pull myself out. I know I'm lost in
time and space. I can no more bring myself back than
become a fairy. I'm literally lost in the love of a
beautiful woman who is
completely occupying every cell in my heart.

I manage, with great effort, to speak out her name
again--Sonora.

Jim

I'm sorry, I literally disappeared into your heart and
merged with your soul just now. I could no more
control it than fish fly. Are we soul mates? I don't
feel any distance. I feel an eternal connection that
is beyond anything I have ever felt.

At that point I start weeping uncontrollaby. I have
no intention of doing this but I just erupt. I'm not
feeling sad. I'm actually happier than I've been in
years, I guess they are tears of joy and bliss..

I feel so happy to be reuniting with my love, lost
down through the centuries.

I came over to make love to you, Sonora, but making
love to you at this point is the farthest idea in my
mind.

( Sonora is holding and comforting me )

Honey, I'm not disappointed. I'm so happy you are
able to express your intense feelings. I can tell you
are madly in love with me and that makes me feel so
fulfilled and happy. I think the kids understand that
love can be expressed in many ways. Sometimes
the heart is the most expressive and sometimes its the
body.

Hello my good friends. I hope you're not too disappointed with this story. There is no sex in this one but I thought you might enjoy a little change of pace. I will make the next one physical. Love you all. Don

Betty was all excited. That handsome instructor was about to take her up on a introductory flight to familiarize her with the instruments of her new Cessna. She had wanted to become familiar with him the first time she saw him.

Now they would be alone together right next to each other. She had "accidently" forgottent to wear undergarments just in case the opportunity presented itself. On auto-pilot, a lot of thing can happen.

Hello Ralph.

Hi Betty

Ive wanted you to be the one to take me on my introductory flight. I know youve been in many cockpits but never in mine.

Well Ive actually been admiring your cockpit and cant wait to get in your cockpit since it seems so inviting. It seems very well upholstered.

Thanks Ralph, Ive been wanting to feel you out on intrument flying and auto-pilot.

I have concocted a mini=pilot training course mini-course for new plane buyers You will be my first student and I think you will find it very exciting. This course will have a lot of hands on experiences as well as thorough oral examinations throughout the course. The oral exams can go both ways. You can feel free to touch upon all of your interests and I will do the same.

We must be careful at all times to not explore any one topic too deeply because this could create boredom or overstimulation which could result in a redline and total loss of all instrument functions.

I will be spending a lot of time in your cockpit with you. We will explore all of the instruments you have, their subtle variations and possibilities on how to get the most out of them including how to keep them going without overloading them to the point where they can no longer react appropriately and may result in too much down time--the kind that is not mutually beneficial.

We will explore how to take them to the redline and keep them there for extended periiods of time. This I discovered in an old piolts manual several years ago. I would not have thot this possible but it is and it adds a lot to the overall pilot experience and pleasure.

Two things that I would like to emphasize in the final part of this 1st chapter of the course description. Dress code and plane lubrication. With clothing, less is more but within limits. Overstimulation could be distracting to the mission and understimulation could be discouraging to class progress. Remember we want to keep the attention of the members over fairly long periods of time so it will be important to achieve a nice balance between too much and too little clothing. The clothing should be easily removed in case the cockpit becomes overheated or if it allows for easy access without removal that would be even better.

Lubrication is what keeps things hummimg. Bringing along your favorite brand from past experience would be helpful. Dryness can slow down a class project real quick. Of course you know how much natural lubrication you can generally provide on previous self examanination or perhaps with instrutors who may have given you previous hands on training.

I really look forward to our working together on this important training and perhaps even after you graduate we could continue sharing the subtle nuances of navigation throught the friendly skies.

It certainly kept our captain standing at attention when I wrote this. I l hope you find it a joy ride and that it leaves a sweet taste in your mouth as well as other places?

Dont comem along just for the ride, ride it for all its worth. We at friendly skies welcome whatever posiition you would like to take with us. You are always welcome and your version of the cockpit would be greatly appreciated Invited Airlines Pilot, Ralph the goer

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I swear this really happened. I go to a very openminded aerobics class, but today was extra special. Our instructor decided to give us more freedom. Its a coed class, and I guess she thought we were getting kind of bored. I guess the question she asked should have alerted us to what was to come but I was still surprised.

Ladies, whom I barely knew started touching and even playing with our balls. I admit it, Im fairly liberal but this was a shock. What was even more shocking was who was one of my primary ball ees. This lady that I have had an eye on for some time came right over and yes you guessed it.

I got hysterical. I was laughing so hard that I almost fell off my tube.. It shows you that people pick up on our energy whether we know it or not. The truth is we were each given a ball. I know what you thought but this class was not that openmnded. I was given a purple ball and my "friend" was also given a purple ball.

We were to swim around pushing our balls with our bodies. Well my friend pushed her ball right toward my ball. We tried to push them away but our balls wanted no part of the separation, it was like they were clinging to each other. This is where I got hysterical. So be aware. You may think you own your balls but ladies might have a different idea and might be attracted to your ball(s). Dont blame me for planting the seed. N. Uendo